Master69: If you like this you need to get your life together

Anonymous¹: If you lecture other people about their taste in porn on a website specifically filled with poorly animated porn featuring video game characters, you are a "master."

crixxus21: @Master69: He says as he posts on a degenerate porn site. KYS

Throwaway420: @Master69: On the author's behalf, I'm sorry this wasn't horrendously bad Elizabeth / Fallout crossover porn. If only everything was that, then maybe everyone would be such suave "masters of sixty-nining" such as yourself, because you're the epitome of a put-together life, aren't you?